hey, who transmute the booby

great im shaking

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:13:26 -0400

great im shaking

sweetguts: one day i really want to meet gavin from roosterteeth in real life because literally...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:38 -0400

one day i really want to meet gavin from roosterteeth in real life because literally every time he opens his mouth i end up on the floor laughing so hard i cant breathe

im literally just curled up in a ball on my bed and im so sad and upset

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:09:26 -0400

im literally just curled up in a ball on my bed and im so sad and upset

endlessyuji: literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:57:34 -0400

endlessyuji:

literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever

trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:50:39 -0400

trvsh:

hey baby are you into

broke unstable losers

angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:49:14 -0400

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:44:23 -0400

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.

The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.

notcrazyshits: Adventure Time - The Suitor

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:30:17 -0400

notcrazyshits:

Adventure Time - The Suitor

im so scared of losing everything yet im not doing anything to prevent that from happening if...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:17:22 -0400

im so scared of losing everything yet im not doing anything to prevent that from happening
if anything, i’m helping it along

h, o, t, d, o & g

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:03:55 -0400

h- biting/hickies

o- answered

t- hot

d- pansexual

o- answered

g- ummm light bondage i think
yeah im p boring
#tmi

the best card in cards against humanity is obviously “a crappy little hand”

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:58:47 -0400

the best card in cards against humanity is obviously “a crappy little hand”

pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:45 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

today also marks 4 months of consecutive dating w my bf

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:43:12 -0400

today also marks 4 months of consecutive dating w my bf

y, p, j, a

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:51 -0400

y- no

p- guro is cool, but im not aroused by it

j- the best way i can describe it is salty oranges

a- eh depends. usually i have an average of 1-2 times a day but if im tired i wont, but if im really horny 3-4 times a day
#tmi #masturbation

V and L?

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:03 -0400

v- i like it but not in extreme cases like a little bondage and a little gagging here and there is nice and maybe a little slapping but really nothing more than that

l has been answered
#tmi

l, m, w

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:54 -0400

l- i sucked a dick and my jaw got tired after a while and i think i gagged

m and w kinda go hand in hand since this is a story about an embarrassing thing that happened the first time i was receiving oral

alright so im laying on my back and he’s going down on me and im nervous about this and we were doing this while his parents were home so i was a little on edge
but anyway hes going down on me an my eyes are closed and all of the sudden i hear a loud noise that what i thought was the door opening so i flinched and nearly had a heart attack because i thought i was being walked in on but it turns out he just went too far down his bed and knocked his microphone over like an idiot
#tmi

for the TMI asks: n u b o

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:23 -0400

n- no

u- both

b- i usually dont finger myself i just kinda rub it out until i get tired or bored
i usually dont look at porn either i just think of things

o- oral probably

#tmi #masturbation

TMI Sexual Asks

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:21 -0400

a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?

wtfshiroko: by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:08:10 -0400

wtfshiroko:

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

theveryworstthing: moth royalty.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:11 -0400

theveryworstthing:

moth royalty.